When I used to provide Live Chat Support for a sex toy website, I used to tell customers that if they were unfamiliar a type a toy, they should consider experimenting with a less expensive (but still quality) product to see if they liked it before investing a real amount. I am so glad I did not do that with ben wa balls.
I have never tried ben wa balls before. Following my own advice, I would have started with something simple, like the plain metal ones. But oh no. Instead, I started with the Luna Beads from babeland.com. Brilliant!
I work from home now, which affords me constant opportunity to play with the Luna Beads. The little spheres filled me while my muscles twitched to hold them tight. My flexing muscles awakened my nerves, wet my appetite. Then with every movement, walking to the kitchen or shifting my legs, the weighted balls shuddered inside me.
Bliss.
If I can work my precious muscles and get off at the same time, I see no fault. Plus the Luna Beads provide a second set of a heavier weight to work up to. I can tone my orgasmic muscles then keep working up.
I've never felt like working out so much!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Cry for Me
What can I say about cumming remotely? Hell, what can I not say about cumming remotely? I'll put it simply; it's amazing!
The Cry Baby from babeland.com combines many of my loves in a vibrator--bullet shape, multiple settings with pulsation, and a remote.
In my past experiences, remote controlled vibes are worthless. They aren't strong, or the settings suck, or they are an inconvenient shape. The Cry Baby, however, finally surpassed these shortcomings. The bullet is big and round, covering a good space of nerves. The tip can be used for more specific stimulation. Though I would prefer it not be plastic, I am willing to forgive that.
The remote also has a full digital display, not unlike my very first, beloved ten speed bullet. I get nostalgic just thinking about it. The display tells you (or in a more fun situation, your partner) exactly what the bullet is doing. Simply awesome.
There is no end to the amount of fun that can be had with this little toy. My partner liked clicking the remote from another room, listening to my sounds fill the house. I liked laying back lazily, scrolling effortlessly through the settings.
The only downside to this little baby was that the batteries provided had zero life, and they were not easily replaceable. However, I will willing to hunt them down just for it to make me cry again.
The Cry Baby from babeland.com combines many of my loves in a vibrator--bullet shape, multiple settings with pulsation, and a remote.
In my past experiences, remote controlled vibes are worthless. They aren't strong, or the settings suck, or they are an inconvenient shape. The Cry Baby, however, finally surpassed these shortcomings. The bullet is big and round, covering a good space of nerves. The tip can be used for more specific stimulation. Though I would prefer it not be plastic, I am willing to forgive that.
The remote also has a full digital display, not unlike my very first, beloved ten speed bullet. I get nostalgic just thinking about it. The display tells you (or in a more fun situation, your partner) exactly what the bullet is doing. Simply awesome.
There is no end to the amount of fun that can be had with this little toy. My partner liked clicking the remote from another room, listening to my sounds fill the house. I liked laying back lazily, scrolling effortlessly through the settings.
The only downside to this little baby was that the batteries provided had zero life, and they were not easily replaceable. However, I will willing to hunt them down just for it to make me cry again.
Cumming for a Cause
I was quite impressed by babeland.com in them offering their Come for a Cause Kit. I was sold in principle by a purchase that benefits Living Beyond Breast Cancer and Planned Parenthood's movement to get women to buy condoms.
The kit, however, was less impressive than the concept. The Papillon vibrator did not really do it for me. The size and shape were nice. The vibe cradled perfectly in my hand and to my feminine shape. The pressure was distributed well, leaving the vibrations perfectly targeted at my clit.
The vibrations were the problem though. There were only two settings, and both were constant. I needed more than that to get me off. I also prefer not to use plastic toys. The satiny hard plastic felt very smooth and supple, but I usually lean toward more sanitary silicone toys.
And my kit came with two AA batteries rather than the necessary AAAs.
The condoms, on the other hand, I loved. The Proper Attire condoms are adorable in their bright colors and stylish packaging. If I still used condoms, I would sport them regularly and flagrantly.
While the Papillon was not my best friend, I still enjoyed and believe in the Come for a Cause kit. It's inexpensive; it benefits a good cause, and the condoms are great. Get it; get off, and give back!
The kit, however, was less impressive than the concept. The Papillon vibrator did not really do it for me. The size and shape were nice. The vibe cradled perfectly in my hand and to my feminine shape. The pressure was distributed well, leaving the vibrations perfectly targeted at my clit.
The vibrations were the problem though. There were only two settings, and both were constant. I needed more than that to get me off. I also prefer not to use plastic toys. The satiny hard plastic felt very smooth and supple, but I usually lean toward more sanitary silicone toys.
And my kit came with two AA batteries rather than the necessary AAAs.
The condoms, on the other hand, I loved. The Proper Attire condoms are adorable in their bright colors and stylish packaging. If I still used condoms, I would sport them regularly and flagrantly.
While the Papillon was not my best friend, I still enjoyed and believe in the Come for a Cause kit. It's inexpensive; it benefits a good cause, and the condoms are great. Get it; get off, and give back!
Monday, September 29, 2008
Ultimate Head
How could I resist the ultimate Cunnilingus Expert Kit from babeland.com. My man has never needed help or education on how to lick me expertly, but more information never hurt. I know I benefited vastly from the research I did for deep throating, including reading The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio.
Violet Blue is brilliant and easy to read. While The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus was not for me, I still enjoyed reading from me. He writing level is generally too basic for me. I often already know most of the tips she provides in her books, but I like to read her nonetheless. And my guy even found a few tips that were worthwhile.
The other parts of the kit, however, were less desirable for me. The Sliquid Swirl lube tasted ok but was sticky. I've used better flavored lube. Sliquid Swirl worked well for oral sex, but I would never use it for intercourse.
Also, I hate nuts. LOATHE them. The Babeland Lickable Oil was almond oil. Although I mainly hate nuts based on texture and I wasn't even the one licking it, the smell alone instantly turned me off. Since it is made of almond oil, I doubt a different flavor would have helped.
The Orchid G on its own was rather unimpressive, though that is most likely because my g-spot and I are yet to reach understanding. Used during cunnilingus, however, it was fabulous. Just as I love his fingers fucking me as he licks me, that targeted vibration inside me only accentuated the expert flicks of his tongue.
The Cunnilingus Expert Kit is a good combination of toys and definitely improves your odds for great head. It is perfect if you are a beginner or if your partner needs a little guidance. However, if you are more experienced or a bit of a toy snob, you might be slightly disappointed.
Violet Blue is brilliant and easy to read. While The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus was not for me, I still enjoyed reading from me. He writing level is generally too basic for me. I often already know most of the tips she provides in her books, but I like to read her nonetheless. And my guy even found a few tips that were worthwhile.
The other parts of the kit, however, were less desirable for me. The Sliquid Swirl lube tasted ok but was sticky. I've used better flavored lube. Sliquid Swirl worked well for oral sex, but I would never use it for intercourse.
Also, I hate nuts. LOATHE them. The Babeland Lickable Oil was almond oil. Although I mainly hate nuts based on texture and I wasn't even the one licking it, the smell alone instantly turned me off. Since it is made of almond oil, I doubt a different flavor would have helped.
The Orchid G on its own was rather unimpressive, though that is most likely because my g-spot and I are yet to reach understanding. Used during cunnilingus, however, it was fabulous. Just as I love his fingers fucking me as he licks me, that targeted vibration inside me only accentuated the expert flicks of his tongue.
The Cunnilingus Expert Kit is a good combination of toys and definitely improves your odds for great head. It is perfect if you are a beginner or if your partner needs a little guidance. However, if you are more experienced or a bit of a toy snob, you might be slightly disappointed.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Enhancement
Now my fingers have undoubtedly always been my best masturbatory aid. I mean what could know my body and play my body better than my own fingertips? So needless to say, the idea of clipping a vibrator onto my masterful little digit seduced me immediately.
I received the Fukuoku 9000 from babeland.com. The toy is deceptively simple. It is just a little white vibrator that slips around the finger, with three interchangeable silicone covers with varying textures. There is only one vibration setting, one on/off switch. Simple.
Yet the the Fukuoku 9000 has so much potential. The flyer inside gives several innocuous, nonsexual suggestions including massage, yet my motives were entirely sexual of course. The Fukuoku 9000 could go anywhere my fingers went--my nipples, my clit, anywhere I could touch on my own.
While I usually detest monotone vibrators, the ability of the Fukuoku 9000 to move with my own fingertip redeemed it. I rubbed my clit the same as I do when I am playing with myself sans toys, and with the added vibration, I came so fast.
The Fukuoku 9000 also comes with an extra set of batters and a convenient little carrying case. I'm not entirely sure why it comes with a carrying case with a belt loop on the back. I, for one, would not sport the Fukuoku 9000 on my hip, but to each their own.
In the end, I highly recommend. The Fukuoku 9000 was an enhancement to my natural masturbation abilities.
I received the Fukuoku 9000 from babeland.com. The toy is deceptively simple. It is just a little white vibrator that slips around the finger, with three interchangeable silicone covers with varying textures. There is only one vibration setting, one on/off switch. Simple.
Yet the the Fukuoku 9000 has so much potential. The flyer inside gives several innocuous, nonsexual suggestions including massage, yet my motives were entirely sexual of course. The Fukuoku 9000 could go anywhere my fingers went--my nipples, my clit, anywhere I could touch on my own.
While I usually detest monotone vibrators, the ability of the Fukuoku 9000 to move with my own fingertip redeemed it. I rubbed my clit the same as I do when I am playing with myself sans toys, and with the added vibration, I came so fast.
The Fukuoku 9000 also comes with an extra set of batters and a convenient little carrying case. I'm not entirely sure why it comes with a carrying case with a belt loop on the back. I, for one, would not sport the Fukuoku 9000 on my hip, but to each their own.
In the end, I highly recommend. The Fukuoku 9000 was an enhancement to my natural masturbation abilities.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Tasteless
I have tried many body paints. I have tried even more edibles. However, the Sweet Body Paints from babeland.com proved unimpressive in comparison.
I was first turned off by the fact that I had to mix the body paints with water when they arrived to get them into any usable consistency. I was hot and heavy and wanted to twist open the jars and get to painting. Instead, I had to interrupt our play to get the paints ready.
Then the flavors were lacking. Usually edibles, body paints especially, have too much flavor. The flavors are overwhelming and artificial tasting. Yet the Sweet Body Paints were the opposite. Their flavor was like a ghost. You catch a hint of it initially; then it vanishes with just a mere echo on your tongue.
There are better body paints out there.
I was first turned off by the fact that I had to mix the body paints with water when they arrived to get them into any usable consistency. I was hot and heavy and wanted to twist open the jars and get to painting. Instead, I had to interrupt our play to get the paints ready.
Then the flavors were lacking. Usually edibles, body paints especially, have too much flavor. The flavors are overwhelming and artificial tasting. Yet the Sweet Body Paints were the opposite. Their flavor was like a ghost. You catch a hint of it initially; then it vanishes with just a mere echo on your tongue.
There are better body paints out there.
Sharp
The Pinwheel from babeland.com is INTENSE.
There is truly no other word for it. I was not anticipating such intensity from such a little toy. It appeared simple, small, innocuous. Even though I knew it's purpose, I did not expect such razor sharp sensations on my flesh.
The small spikes of the Pinwheel are sharp indeed. With enough pressure, those little tips would easily pierce skin and tempt out blood, yet with a gentle touch on the most sensitive of skin, the feeling is electric. My nerves screamed and writhed and twitched on edge.
Intense.
Blissfully intense.
I have become an addict.
There is truly no other word for it. I was not anticipating such intensity from such a little toy. It appeared simple, small, innocuous. Even though I knew it's purpose, I did not expect such razor sharp sensations on my flesh.
The small spikes of the Pinwheel are sharp indeed. With enough pressure, those little tips would easily pierce skin and tempt out blood, yet with a gentle touch on the most sensitive of skin, the feeling is electric. My nerves screamed and writhed and twitched on edge.
Intense.
Blissfully intense.
I have become an addict.
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