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Seeing the Moon

2008-12-10T17:41:00.000-08:00

When I used to provide Live Chat Support for a sex toy website, I used to tell customers that if they were unfamiliar a type a toy, they should consider experimenting with a less expensive (but still quality) product to see if they liked it before investing a real amount. I am so glad I did not do that with ben wa balls.

I have never tried ben wa balls before. Following my own advice, I would have started with something simple, like the plain metal ones. But oh no. Instead, I started with the Luna Beads from babeland.com. Brilliant!

I work from home now, which affords me constant opportunity to play with the Luna Beads. The little spheres filled me while my muscles twitched to hold them tight. My flexing muscles awakened my nerves, wet my appetite. Then with every movement, walking to the kitchen or shifting my legs, the weighted balls shuddered inside me.

Bliss.

If I can work my precious muscles and get off at the same time, I see no fault. Plus the Luna Beads provide a second set of a heavier weight to work up to. I can tone my orgasmic muscles then keep working up.

I've never felt like working out so much!

Cry for Me

2008-12-10T17:19:00.000-08:00

What can I say about cumming remotely? Hell, what can I not say about cumming remotely? I'll put it simply; it's amazing!

The Cry Baby from babeland.com combines many of my loves in a vibrator--bullet shape, multiple settings with pulsation, and a remote.

In my past experiences, remote controlled vibes are worthless. They aren't strong, or the settings suck, or they are an inconvenient shape. The Cry Baby, however, finally surpassed these shortcomings. The bullet is big and round, covering a good space of nerves. The tip can be used for more specific stimulation. Though I would prefer it not be plastic, I am willing to forgive that.

The remote also has a full digital display, not unlike my very first, beloved ten speed bullet. I get nostalgic just thinking about it. The display tells you (or in a more fun situation, your partner) exactly what the bullet is doing. Simply awesome.

There is no end to the amount of fun that can be had with this little toy. My partner liked clicking the remote from another room, listening to my sounds fill the house. I liked laying back lazily, scrolling effortlessly through the settings.

The only downside to this little baby was that the batteries provided had zero life, and they were not easily replaceable. However, I will willing to hunt them down just for it to make me cry again.

Cumming for a Cause

2008-12-10T17:02:00.000-08:00

I was quite impressed by babeland.com in them offering their Come for a Cause Kit. I was sold in principle by a purchase that benefits Living Beyond Breast Cancer and Planned Parenthood's movement to get women to buy condoms.

The kit, however, was less impressive than the concept. The Papillon vibrator did not really do it for me. The size and shape were nice. The vibe cradled perfectly in my hand and to my feminine shape. The pressure was distributed well, leaving the vibrations perfectly targeted at my clit.

The vibrations were the problem though. There were only two settings, and both were constant. I needed more than that to get me off. I also prefer not to use plastic toys. The satiny hard plastic felt very smooth and supple, but I usually lean toward more sanitary silicone toys.

And my kit came with two AA batteries rather than the necessary AAAs.

The condoms, on the other hand, I loved. The Proper Attire condoms are adorable in their bright colors and stylish packaging. If I still used condoms, I would sport them regularly and flagrantly.

While the Papillon was not my best friend, I still enjoyed and believe in the Come for a Cause kit. It's inexpensive; it benefits a good cause, and the condoms are great. Get it; get off, and give back!

Ultimate Head

2008-09-29T19:18:00.000-07:00

How could I resist the ultimate Cunnilingus Expert Kit from babeland.com. My man has never needed help or education on how to lick me expertly, but more information never hurt. I know I benefited vastly from the research I did for deep throating, including reading The Ultimate Guide to Fellatio.

Violet Blue is brilliant and easy to read. While The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus was not for me, I still enjoyed reading from me. He writing level is generally too basic for me. I often already know most of the tips she provides in her books, but I like to read her nonetheless. And my guy even found a few tips that were worthwhile.

The other parts of the kit, however, were less desirable for me. The Sliquid Swirl lube tasted ok but was sticky. I've used better flavored lube. Sliquid Swirl worked well for oral sex, but I would never use it for intercourse.

Also, I hate nuts. LOATHE them. The Babeland Lickable Oil was almond oil. Although I mainly hate nuts based on texture and I wasn't even the one licking it, the smell alone instantly turned me off. Since it is made of almond oil, I doubt a different flavor would have helped.

The Orchid G on its own was rather unimpressive, though that is most likely because my g-spot and I are yet to reach understanding. Used during cunnilingus, however, it was fabulous. Just as I love his fingers fucking me as he licks me, that targeted vibration inside me only accentuated the expert flicks of his tongue.

The Cunnilingus Expert Kit is a good combination of toys and definitely improves your odds for great head. It is perfect if you are a beginner or if your partner needs a little guidance. However, if you are more experienced or a bit of a toy snob, you might be slightly disappointed.

Enhancement

2008-09-14T17:26:00.000-07:00

Now my fingers have undoubtedly always been my best masturbatory aid. I mean what could know my body and play my body better than my own fingertips? So needless to say, the idea of clipping a vibrator onto my masterful little digit seduced me immediately.

I received the Fukuoku 9000 from babeland.com. The toy is deceptively simple. It is just a little white vibrator that slips around the finger, with three interchangeable silicone covers with varying textures. There is only one vibration setting, one on/off switch. Simple.

Yet the the Fukuoku 9000 has so much potential. The flyer inside gives several innocuous, nonsexual suggestions including massage, yet my motives were entirely sexual of course. The Fukuoku 9000 could go anywhere my fingers went--my nipples, my clit, anywhere I could touch on my own.

While I usually detest monotone vibrators, the ability of the Fukuoku 9000 to move with my own fingertip redeemed it. I rubbed my clit the same as I do when I am playing with myself sans toys, and with the added vibration, I came so fast.

The Fukuoku 9000 also comes with an extra set of batters and a convenient little carrying case. I'm not entirely sure why it comes with a carrying case with a belt loop on the back. I, for one, would not sport the Fukuoku 9000 on my hip, but to each their own.

In the end, I highly recommend. The Fukuoku 9000 was an enhancement to my natural masturbation abilities.

Tasteless

2008-09-02T20:16:00.000-07:00

I have tried many body paints. I have tried even more edibles. However, the Sweet Body Paints from babeland.com proved unimpressive in comparison.

I was first turned off by the fact that I had to mix the body paints with water when they arrived to get them into any usable consistency. I was hot and heavy and wanted to twist open the jars and get to painting. Instead, I had to interrupt our play to get the paints ready.

Then the flavors were lacking. Usually edibles, body paints especially, have too much flavor. The flavors are overwhelming and artificial tasting. Yet the Sweet Body Paints were the opposite. Their flavor was like a ghost. You catch a hint of it initially; then it vanishes with just a mere echo on your tongue.

There are better body paints out there.

Sharp

2008-09-02T20:11:00.000-07:00

The Pinwheel from babeland.com is INTENSE.

There is truly no other word for it. I was not anticipating such intensity from such a little toy. It appeared simple, small, innocuous. Even though I knew it's purpose, I did not expect such razor sharp sensations on my flesh.

The small spikes of the Pinwheel are sharp indeed. With enough pressure, those little tips would easily pierce skin and tempt out blood, yet with a gentle touch on the most sensitive of skin, the feeling is electric. My nerves screamed and writhed and twitched on edge.

Intense.

Blissfully intense.

I have become an addict.

Green Delight

2008-09-02T20:00:00.000-07:00

It is good to be green. The Eco Delight Kit from babeland.com is... delightful.

Not only is it environmentally friendly and blissfully green, it gets me off in oh so many ways.

The Delight vibrator is by far my favorite element of this smart, little kit. This slitheringly shaped vibe comes in its own convenient case that is not only adorable but also recharges the little dear. No batteries. The Delight vibrator is basically a smaller, quivering version of the Curve dildo. Since the Curve is one of my all time favorite dildos, I was quickly sold on a toy too similar plus vibration.

And of course, there is water based lube. It's a fact that I prefer silicone lubes, but Naked really seduced me. The lube was light, odorless, slick but also endured through vigorous sex and masturbation sessions. Then it absorbed into my skin like a lotion, leaving me feeling smooth rather than sticky.

And the massage candle. The small little rice candle burned in such a pleasant aroma and melted into a great massage oil.

And it all comes in a recycled, reusable bag. What more could a green girl ask for?

Massaging

2008-06-30T19:33:00.000-07:00

I was sore, knotted, so tense every motion seemed to ache. I needed a massage in a desperate way. No shoulder rub through my shirt, no gentle caress on my back. I needed lubricated thumbs digging and pressing into my bare skin. Now that the thumbs were finally home, I just needed the lube.

I have tried many, many, many massage oils and massage products. Generally, I find myself unimpressed. Sure, they make me all slippery and let the hand slip and slide over me, but they are sticky and thick. They leave such a residue and need to be washed off after the massage (or sex that follows the massage). And if they are not overly slick and heavy, they don't provide enough lubrication. They absorb into the skin and don't reduce the friction.

However, Babeland Massage Oil Spray from babeland.com may have just found that elusive balance. The consistency of the Babeland Massage Oil Spray is, of course, that of a massage oil. Yet it did not cover me with a suffocating film or soak entirely into my skin. It provided a slim, slick lubrication that lasted through the entire massage before it absorbed into my flesh. I never had to wash it off; my skin was simply left soft and fragranced.

The scent was intoxicating. The edge of the smell conjured memories of all the products I have owned with pheromones, and those products call up a lot of good memories of their own. The smell was intense and vivid yet not overwhelming or abrasive. Much like the consistency of the oil, the scent was a good balance between the extremes I have found in other massage products.

Guy #2 even enjoyed it for the same reasons from the massager's side. He worked me over long and hard, kneading those stubborn and torturous knots. The Babeland Massage Oil Spray made it easier for him to both apply (since it was a spray) and massage me. His hands slid easily over my gnarled skin; he didn't have to fight the friction to find or work my knots.

After he beat on me with the Bongers, my back felt like new, open and finally relaxed for the first time in weeks.

Bonging

2008-06-30T19:32:00.000-07:00

Racquetballs on sticks. That's what the Bongers from babeland.com are literally. A rubber ball sits atop a flexible piece of metal that is wrapped in a wooden handle at the bottom. The moment I pulled them from their box, I was flooded with flashbacks from my childhood when my sister and I played with my father's racquetballs in the cylinder cases they came in.

But damn, do they work.

You wouldn't think whacking yourself with a racquetball on a stick would release tension or feel good, yet it does. The flex in the metal shaft provides just enough force for the perfect pressure, and the rubber ball disperses the impact across your flesh. Bonging really does target your knots and relax your muscles.

The convenient handles allow you to use the Bongers by yourself. You can reach back and bong yourself all day long. Yet, of course, it is always better when a partner does it for you.

They may look utterly ridiculous and invoke odd memories in me, but the Bongers proved surprisingly effective.

Babegloss

2008-06-26T19:32:00.000-07:00

I am a chapstick ADDICT. I cannot emphasize the word addict enough in that statement. I literally have chapstick everywhere. I keep it in my purse, in the bathroom, on my headboard, with my computer, on my desk at work, in all my backpacks and bags. I say, everywhere.

Guy #2 has always called my chapstick "cocksucking chapstick" because it is girly. While I may own some Chapstick brand products, even those are of a fruity variety. I mainly stick to the flavored kiddy chapstick like Lip Smackers, but I am always willing to audition new enablers to my addiction.

I decided to try Babegloss from babeland.com. I usually don't use lipgloss as it gives me a different, more wet sensation; I prefer the lubed but not sticky feel of chapstick.

And Babegloss was sticky and wet. It's applicator was one of those rolling balls at the top of the tube, and I do truly loathe those bottles. Yet the pomegranate smell was intoxicating. I could scarcely refrain from licking all the gloss off immediately.

Babegloss also gave my lips a soft, pink shine. They looked as wet as they felt and appealing.

I might not make Babegloss my daily fix with it's wet and sticky texture and stupid rolling ball applicator; however, it has definitely found its use for making my lips look delectable when I'm getting made up and going out.

Good Clean Love

2008-06-25T19:31:00.000-07:00

Good Clean Love came into my life from babeland.com--another water based lube, promising to be all natural. When I squirted the thick lube onto my fingertip, it was a dark red color, and the lavender smell was strong and abrasive. It didn't really smell like lavender, but it didn't smell like chemicals either. I did not hold high hopes.

With doubt in my mind, I spread the thick, oddly textured, red lube over my fingers and gently applied it to my clit. The feeling was amazing. As I coated myself in the lube, it felt perfect. It felt just like my own lubricant, just like when I am extremely wet during sex. The sensations fooled my nerves completely, and I found myself more excited wallowing in how I feel when I am overly wet.

I am a silicone lube junkie. I fell in love with Eros early in my sex/masturbation life and pretty much never looked back. I had flavored water based lubes for oral sex, and that was about it. However, Good Clean Love has seduced me wholly.

Good Clean Love even worked anally. Generally, I keep to silicone based lubes for anal play because they are so much more long lasting, though I do make an exception for Maximus. Yet Good Clean Love seemed so thick and thoroughly wet that I thought I would give it a try as I practiced for my first anal sex with Guy #2. It worked beautifully. The dildo slid easily and fluidly.

I'm a convert. I love Good Clean Love.

Enticing

2008-06-17T19:31:00.000-07:00

I admit it, I am a lube nazi. I was introduced young to THE Lube. Nothing has ever been able to compare to it since then. However, Eros only covers my need for silicone based lube. And a girl needs more than just silicone lube. Think of all my lovely silicone toys I would have to neglect.

So I auditioned Entice by babeland.com. The rectangular glass bottle with an easy pump top had my expectations soaring, yet they were quickly dashed once I actually used the product.

As Guy #2 was beating me up from behind, my outer labia became a little dry, as they are want to do in the throughs of a rough pounding. I reached beside the Eros and handed him the bottle of Entice. He spread it over me, and it was sticky.

I do not enjoy sticky lubes. I don't care what compound they are; I do not want them to feel sticky or sugary or anything along those lines.

Even when I used it with the Curve dildo, the sticky texture was still distracting. When reaching into my collection of lubes, Entice would not be my first or even my second choice.

Curving

2008-06-16T19:30:00.000-07:00

Guy #2's penis is straight. It doesn't point left or right; it is straight. It arches up from its base towards his chest, but other than that, fabulously straight. And we all know how much I love and worship #2's penis completely.

However...

There is something to be said for something with a bit of curve to it.

I reviewed the Curve dildo for babeland.com. And let me tell you, I was instantly seduced by the shape. That sweet, pliable silicone flows into the most perfect curve.

As I pressed the tapered head into me, I felt that gentle arch pressing against my sensitive side. I nestled it deep into its place within me, and that curve found its spot. My g-spot. The swirl on the base of the dildo became the perfect handle. It was as if this dildo was made and molded for the slopes and angles of my body.

It hugged my shape to stimulate exactly how I wanted. As the head massaged my g-spot, the shaft rubbed along my anxious clit. The simultaneous attention had me gasping and clutching in an orgasm quickly.

While I continue to be infatuated and devoted to that straight cock with a pulse, the Curve has wiggled its way onto the top shelf of my toy chest.

The Smell of Sex

2008-04-11T19:28:00.000-07:00

Working on Live Chat for a sex toy website, I was frequently asked about human pheromones. People are constantly looking for that extra sexual edge. They asked me about the perfumes, the lotions, the bubble baths, all claiming to contain pheromones.

However, I even remember pheromones for men products from back when I used to attend home sex parties, before my sexual knowledge surpassed that of the hosts. I bought my first pheromone product from my first home sex party, sexual attractant cologne.

Unlike most products that claim to enhance sexuality, be it penis pumps for size and performance or what have you, pheromones for women products have worked in my experience, not to mention the experiences of others I know. The bartenders and waitresses I know sport pheromone cologne when they're working and all claim to make higher tips when they do.

I have noticed more interest from men (and even women) when I'm out and wearing my pheromone cologne. My partner even seems closer, more hungry for me. My favorite, and the most effective version I own, is a body dew infused with pheromones. It moisturizes my skin in place of lotion, makes me smell sweet and apparently sexual, and even brightens my tattoos.

There is some degree of a placebo effect at work here though. I put on the pheromone cologne when I'm feeling more sexual, when I want to elicit more sexual reaction. Putting it on myself makes me feel more sexual. I'm sure that these mental effects radiate out in my demeanor and can make me more attractive in themselves. Yet I do still think the pheromones have a marked effect.

The sexual attractant cologne I have smells different on each person, making it more unique than any perfume I could buy. While I may smell fruity and sweet, the girl next to me might have a more musky scent. It brings out your individual sexual smell rather than covering your scent with a manufactured one.

I checked out human pheromones at the Pheromones Institute. They offer a highly concentrated version of sex pheromones specially formulated for seeking men and seeking women, allowing the choice to be based on sexual preference rather than gender. While the site sounds very reminiscent of an infomercial, the one year guarantee makes a product I already trust even more tempting.

Wild Side Sex

2007-06-15T19:28:00.000-07:00

I read Wild Side Sex: The Book of Kink for a review for EdenFantasys. Now I may not be into completely "vanilla" sex very often, but I am also need deep into the realm of hardcore kink. This book certainly described more than I have ever experienced in detail.

I have little to no judgments about sexuality. My philosophy is whatever gets you off. As long as you're not pressuring anyone else into it or hurting anyone nonconsentually, do whatever makes your nerves scream. And what I loved about this book was that it took a similar position. The author, Midori, seemed to want to share her world, present it in a way that could be understood.

She talks about all the varieties of kink in very human, very relateable, very emotional terms. Her pieces smack of sociological and psychological studies and analysis I read in college. It made the topics all the more vivid, more real, more understandable. Her advice could easily be applied to all relationships, not just D/s or M/s or fetishism.

It was tantalizing to read snippets of a world even past my realm. Please read my review.

More Glass Play

2007-06-13T19:25:00.000-07:00

I opened my sex toy drawer and sat on my bed, wondering what to combine with my new glass double dong. I need a new and creative way to play, which was difficult considering its similarity to my other glass dildo. They were both of comparable shape and size. I didn't know what I could do differently with this one.

I stared into the drawer snaked with cords from various vibrators, littered with small jars of stimulation creams, lined with bottles of lubricant, and filled with unopened condoms. I looked until inspiration struck, and I grabbed the 10x.

I leaned back and gently spread the Eros lube over myself. My clit responded to my touch, sending small ripples of sensation up my skin. I picked up the double dong and lightly spread the lube over it as well.

I lay back and made myself comfortable on my bed. Holding the cool glass in one hand, the other wandered down to my clit. My fingers slipped in gentle circles on the lube coating it. I felt the moans rising in my throat as my back arched slightly and my eyelids began to flutter closed.

I brought the double dong down and let one of the swollen heads massage my anxious clit. The cool glass made my skin cry out pleasantly. The sensations were edged in the icy temperature. I let it slip up and down my sex until I could feel myself quivering beneath it. Then I moved and pressed it slowly inside me.

The curved shaft pressed up inside me, wrapping around that ridge on my front wall. The head locked into my g-spot as the shape of the double dong cradled my body. With my other hand, I reached down and clicked on the 10x. I set it to my favorite speed (5) and lifted the bullet to my clit.

With the double dong locked so sweetly into my g-spot, the stimulation on my clit nearly brought me to immediate orgasm. The combining sensations of my makeshift "rabbit-esque" vibrator nearly blotted out the world. I tried to hold out. I tried to pull myself above the sensations to experience them.

I grabbed the other head of the double dong and twitched it against my g-spot as the vibrator buzzed against my clit. The sensations crashed into each other as my moans became overwhelming and indistinguishable. I could feel myself tightening harder and harder around the glass shaft. My hands could barely hold onto the toys. I struggled to keep my grasp and motion until the orgasm crashed over me.

The orgasm was so violent I immediately had to pull the vibrator from my clit. I held it in my hand and the glass dildo dangled from me as I melted into the bed.

For more on the new double dong, please read my review.

Riding the Mustang

2007-05-17T19:26:00.000-07:00

I had just practiced my deep throating on my new Mustang. I had been truly surprised at how much it had felt like a real penis in my mouth. I had to test it further. I had to introduce it to the part of my body that knew penis better than any other.

I sat down on my bed and opened my drawer. I took out my flavored lube as it was my only water-based lube. I also transported the batteries from my 10x to the dolphin. I had been waiting for a toy that would let me play with the dolphin alone. The Mustang was so like a penis it was perfect.

I lay back on my bed with the Mustang in one hand. I brought the other down to my clit. I was already wet. I spread my wetness in gentle circles over my clit. My clit responded quickly and fiercely. I moaned into the silence of my house.

I gripped the flat base of the Mustang with my fingers and pressed it inside me. The sensations rippled up my body as it filled me. It felt so deceivingly like a real penis. It echoed so completely of sex. The familiarity of the sensations, the way it felt so vividly like authentic sex threw me into a sensory haze of sexual memory. I ached with the feelings of past sex.

I moaned as I fucked myself harder, pressing the Mustang deep into me until my fingers hit my body. I pulled the Mustang from myself, and my pussy tingled and ached for it back inside me. I rubbed the head over my engorged clit. My body heat made it feel like flesh.

I turned and grabbed the dolphin. I pushed the rubber ring hard down the false penis. I held it in my hand, almost laughing at the detached, isolated penis now circled with the blue rubber ring and bullets. A compounded accessory.

I pushed the Mustang back inside of me until the dolphin teased my clit. With one hand, I slowly began to turn on the vibration as I fucked myself in shallow strokes with the other. I kept the dolphin’s beak twitching at my anxious clit.

The sensations built furiously. My nerves screamed and burned. The solitary sex pounded through me. I clamped down around the Mustang and its slight motion inside me. My body writhed under my own touch, and my mind was lost only to the raging stream of sensations flooding over all of my bare flesh. My moans dissolved from frantic to stifled sounds.

I exploded in orgasm. The entire world blanked out. The sensations completely overwhelmed and blinded me as I screamed out and jerked. My hips continued to fuck the vibrating shaft until the intensity began to hurt. I turned off the vibration and collapsed into the bed. My head throbbed; I could feel my heartbeat under my scalp as my hearing faded away.

Read my full review of the Mustang.

Tongue Joy Turbo

2007-05-15T19:25:00.000-07:00

For my birthday, Guy #2 bought me the Tongue Joy Turbo. He also got me a "toy chest" to replace my overflowing toy drawer. My toys are now comfortable and organized. He did great on the birthday.

The Tongue Joy Turbo is fucking wonderful. He researched and chose well. The package has a vibrator, which can be attached to the 14 gauge tongue ring or the tongue bands included. There are three different sized bands. There are four silicone sleeves for the vibrator as well as an accelerating battery pack for solo play. And it all fits in a convenient little bag that slipped perfectly into my purse.

I lay on my back in the dark after partying for my birthday. He ran the vibrator on me with his tongue. The vibration was perfect (not too intense, not too weak), and it blended beautifully with the feel of his tongue. The vibrator and sleeve kept slipping, and he had to stop each time to adjust it, but I still exploded in an orgasm that nearly caused me to clamp my thighs around his ears.

Silence and Sex Casinos

2007-04-24T19:24:00.000-07:00

The stat counter keeps climbing, but I here so few comments anymore. Is anyone out there? Are you bored with me yet? It's so lonely blogging into near silence. :)

In other news, I got a new toy: the Sex Casino. I was fucking ecstatic about this purchase. If you haven't noticed, I have somewhat of a playful sex fetish. I love playful sex. I find it nearly impossible to truly take sex seriously. I like to joke and play and tickle and laugh, to wallow in the ridiculousness that is inherent in sex itself.

What enticed me about the Sex Casino was the poker cards and betting chips. Sexual favors on the chips! I mean I always win strip poker when Guy #2 and I play. It has gotten to the point where he lost all his clothes, I gave them back, and he lost them to me again. I kick his ass, and then, of course, we fuck like crazy. Adding head or fingering or whatever into the pot of that is too perfect. Much like #2 working in Vegas when I received said toy.

So please read my Sex Casino review and more juicy details to cum, I promise. And some real posts. I'm starting to glimpse the end of this fucking depression. Sex would help... :)

My First Dildo and First Review

2007-03-16T19:23:00.000-07:00

I opened my drawer slowly as I sat on my bed. I reached in and plucked the velvet bag from amongst the other toys. I slid the smooth glass shaft from the bag and grasped the perpetually slippery bottle of lube.

I unscrewed the cap slowly before turning the small opening against my fingertips. The clear liquid spread in tiny droplets. I dropped my fingers and spread the smooth lube over my clit and opening. My eyes fluttered as my anxious nerves were teased.

I wrapped my fingers excitedly around the cool glass dildo, feeling the ridges of the spiral that wrapped around the shaft. I dripped the lube onto my fingers again then slipped it over one end of the dildo.

With the glass in my left hand, I lay back slowly onto my mattress. I slid my fingers in deep, slow movements over my clit, feeling the nerves spark and awaken beneath my flesh.

Then inspiration hit. I sat up and pulled the minty stimulation cream from my drawer. I dipped my fingers into the pale green gel and spread it over me. The cool tingling spread over my skin.

I lay back again. This time, I ran the tip of the glass cock slid softly over my clit. The cool temperature of the glass tickled the minty sensation writhing over my nerves.

Then inspiration hit again. I leapt from the mattress, glass penis still in hand. I set it gently on my dresser as I hoisted my sex swing from the closet and hung it on its spring from the ceiling. Slowly, I climbed in and settled into the straps. My body rocked gently back and forth in subtle bounces.

My clit still tingled with the minty cream; my nerves still twitched in begging attention. I reached down and brought my fingertips back to my clit. The sensations licked at my fingers in their sweet motion.

I brought the glass shaft down. I ran the lubed head over my quivering clit. The smooth texture excited my flesh; the deviant temperature tickled the aching sensation. I slid the head down lower, letting it dip barely into me, teasing myself, feeling the ridges roll over my clit.

I dropped the dildo lower. My moans filled the room as I plunged it inside me. I pressed it deep under only the other head remained exposed. I held that head as I fucked myself slowly with the glass cock. My other hand played my clit. I rubbed in tempo with my own thrusts, crying out louder as my rhythm increased.

My body writhed against the straps. I began to bounced up and down in my own excited undulations. My body tingled as the sensations raced up my body. My moans were escalating into screams.

I pulled the shaft from inside me, dripping with the lube and my own juices. I ran the now warm end over my engourged clit. The nerves burned as the orgasm shoved toward the surface. I thought of you using the head of your penis to rub my clit, and I moaned harder. I thought of you grabbing my hips as you fucked me in this swing, and my legs began to shake.

I plunged the dildo hard into me. I felt the repeat penetration ripple up. I twitched it inside of me as my fingers rubbed my clit relentlessly. The sensations ached anxiously. I cried out louder as the orgasm shoved at the surface. I wanted to resist the orgasm. I wanted to prolong the session. I wanted to continue to experiment with the toy.

But the orgasm had taken control. I could not stop the movements of my hands against myself. I could not fight the sensations. My body tensed and trashed in the swing. My legs pushed out straight in the straps. The orgasm slammed over me, and I felt myself clench hard against the unyeilding glass.

I melted in the aftermath, nearly dripping in between the straps of the swing. My eyes were heavy and my breath labored. I reached down and slowly spun the glass cock still inside me. It pushed against every sensitive side of me. Then I slid it slowly out of me and up over my throbbing clit. I panted against the silence of my own play.

My dear readers, please read my review HERE. And if you want to view the sweet swirled double dong, go HERE.

The Return of the 10x

2007-03-09T19:22:00.000-08:00

Behold the 10x. This was my first vibrator. Strike that, this was the first masturbatory toy I EVER had. It remains my favorite.

I got my first 10x at my first sex party. I had a relationship with it for two years. It was the only good sex I was having at the time, tragically. I used it to death. Literally. I killed it. And I mourned my loss. I even reordered a new 10x, but when the shipment came in it was the micro bullet. I couldn't take it back because the sex party lady moved; then the micro bullet died. Still no 10x.

With our sex party lady gone, we bounced through a couple more unsuccessful companies. I had finally found the 10x on the internet when our sex party lady came back. Hence the return on my sweet, sweet 10x.

The vibration on the 10x is intense. There are 10 settings, hence the name, combining vibration and pulsation. The patterns vary. The small digital screen above the controls visually shows you what the bullet is doing to you. It is fucking amazing.

I had forgotten what my orgasms from the 10x were like. I haven't had a pulsating vibrating toy since my first one. Usually when I cum, it's one big boom. But last night, when I finally got to play with the 10x, I started to cum but it kept building and washing over me with the rhythm of the speeds pattern. I came so hard I screamed against my empty room.

How I had missed the 10x. Maybe this will get me through the rest of my wait for #2.

Lover's Paintbox

2007-01-16T19:22:00.000-08:00

I found this Lover's Paintbox at Long's Drugs of all places. I was shopping for pens and deodorant, and there it was. Impulsively, I had to buy it. My mind was filled with possibilities, and there it was in an asexual store.

Conveniently, Guy #2 was home soon after my purchase. It was a great play. There are three flavors--dark chocolate, milk chocolate, and white chocolate. The brush allows you to paint and draw on the other person like a canvas. However, I would highly suggest warming up the chocolate. It is too thick at room temperature (or room temperature in snowy Colorado). The chocolate is very sweet and sticky. So we couldn't handle it for long, and an immediate shower was necessary.

His Drawer

2006-12-18T19:21:00.000-08:00

Yes, I have been accomplice to Guy #2 starting a drawer. When he and I started, all he really had was condoms. Then he bought the Kama Sutra, to "keep up with" me as he put it. Then I bought him a pocket pussy. Then I told him about the numbing stuff, and he bought it through me. It's a start.

Meet Gigi. Gigi has only been used once so far. I used it to give him head. I slathered him with flavored lube, pushed Gigi on, and moved her as I sucked him. It was great for me. It really made my job easier. He came hard into my mouth. I assume she could be fun by herself too.

This is Numbit, though there are many varieties. Any male prolonging creams doubles as a throat desensitizer for deep throat. I was a little leery of the idea initially because I have such a strong gag reflex. But it really worked. It numbed just the back of my throat where I put it, and the sensation was numbed just enough for me to be able to deep throat. Again, it made my job easier.

Love Swing

2006-12-18T19:20:00.000-08:00

Ok, so of course the swing is not physically in my drawer. But I'll review it anyway. I love the swing. Love it! I love hanging weightlessly in my bedroom. I love that he can move me however he wants. I love experimenting with the positions. There are so many good angles. It was a great investment.

Flavored Lube

2006-12-17T19:19:00.001-08:00

Strawberry Kiwi was the first lube I ever bought. Before I discovered Eros, it was the lube I used. But flavored lube does not work for me for sex. It's too sticky, too sweet. It is great for head though.

When I bought Guy #2 a pocket pussy for the road and gave him head with it, I used this flavored lube. It was messy, but it worked great and tasted pretty good too.

The Dolphin

2006-12-17T19:19:00.000-08:00

I love the dolphin. The dolphin gave me my first orgasm during sex. That little nose vibrating on my clit while I rode him made me cum so hard. The vibration setting is adjustable for each bullet. One sits on my clit, the other on top of his balls. The dolphin can spin to accommodate different positions. Rubbing on the nose is sometimes enough for me, even without vibrating. I let the guy have the controls when I'm on top, and I take them when he is.

Guy #2 and I killed my dolphin. We ended up ripping the cords right out of the bullets. But it lives again! He can't cum with it on, but once I'm about to fall over, he takes it off and catches up.

Pop Rocks

2006-12-16T19:18:00.001-08:00

Yes, it's children's candy. Yes, we all remember it. But Pop Rocks can be used while giving head. They taste good. They pop and crackle against the skin. I enjoyed it and so did Guy #2. However, you cannot go too deep because the Pop Rocks will go down your throat. The only drawback was that it made his penis a little sore afterwards. I did not let him try it on me.

Massage Oil

2006-12-16T19:18:00.000-08:00

I have vanilla flavored massage oil. It smells very good, and the taste is subtle--not too sweet or overwhelming. I give many and love to receive massages.

Guy #2 and I used this to lube up to play naked, strip Twister. I have also used it to give him a full body massage. I would work his muscles then lick it off of him.

Micro Bullet

2006-12-15T19:17:00.000-08:00

Tragically, my micro bullet may be broken. I'm not sure, but I haven't been able to get it to turn on lately even with new batteries. I got the micro bullet by mistake. I ordered a ten speed bullet (the best vibrator EVER) and received this one. The vibration isn't really strong enough for me to masturbate with it, however, it is the perfect size for me to put inside me while getting fucked. You can feel the vibrations deep the entire time, and it has multiple settings. I prefer the dolphin, but it was fun.

Blindfold

2006-12-15T19:16:00.000-08:00

My friends in high school gave me a pillow set with fire on it for my birthday. It came with a fuzzy blindfold. This blindfold has only been used for sex, not sleeping. My blindfold came to Mexico when Guy #2 and I were handcuffing and eating chocolate off each other.

Eye contact is very important to me with sex. However, the blindfold heightens my senses. Without my sight, my other senses peak. I concentrate so much on touch and sound and everything. It can makes things amazing.

Flavored Body Dust

2006-12-14T19:16:00.000-08:00

I have flavored body dust with a feather. I have only used it once, and I was drunk. It was spread over me and licked off, so I never really tasted it myself. It was fun but a little more slow paced than I tend to prefer. But I had to wash my sheets immediately the next day because the little grains were all over.

Condoms

2006-12-14T19:15:00.000-08:00

Condoms of course! I use condoms every time I have sex. I use Trojan Ultra Thins. I choose these condoms because when I went to my friend's bachelorette party in Rio Rancho years ago, her husband and friends ended up at the hotel. They filled the condoms with water and were throwing them across the room. Not one of these broke. I've only had one break in ALL that I've used, and Guy #2 says they feel great.

Nipple Nibblers

2006-12-13T19:14:00.000-08:00

I am a chapstick addict. I cannot leave or live without it. Nipple Nibblers is basically chapstick that makes you tingle. I keep one in my purse and make up bag. Your lips tingle and feel flush; they turn pink. It has the same effect on your nipples or clit. They come in fruit flavors, and the tingling sensation can be passed to the other person when they kiss, lick, or suck you.

Handcuffs

2006-12-13T19:13:00.000-08:00

I have animal print furry handcuffs. They have been used for Halloween the couple years I have been a sexy cop. They were very interesting when I went to a gay costume party and drag queens kept cuffing themselves to me. They sat unused in my sex drawer for a long time because I didn't have a headboard and no one had a headboard that would work. They got used in Mexico, and I loved them. I liked the helpless feeling. I pulled against them as Guy #2 fucked me, and it only got me hotter.

Minty Things

2006-12-12T19:12:00.000-08:00

Sex Fifth Avenue is a stimulation cream for women. You rub the cream over your clit, nipples, or wherever you desire, and the skin starts to tingle. It's mint and feels that way. It's great for masturbation. I rub it over myclit then work my nipples while it takes effect before giving myself an orgasm. But it is absolutely fabulous for head.

Guy #2 blows gently on me when we use it, and my nerves light up; then he goes back to licking. It is amazing.

Good Head is more or less the same thing for men. Though I have used it on myself and it is just more potent than Sex Fifth Avenue. You rub it over his penis, let it take effect, and suck away. It tastes pretty decent, and you can also blow on the skin for the cold tingle effect as well.

Mini Dolphin

2006-12-12T19:11:00.000-08:00

I do not have a thing for dolphins. But there are many sex toys in their likeness, and I happen to have two. This one has been purely for masturbation. The small dolphin vibrates hard and is good for the clit. Or I flip it around and put it inside me. It's not the best toy I've had, not really what I enjoy, but it gets used just the same.

Eros Bodyglide

2006-12-11T19:09:00.000-08:00

I have decided that I am going to post each item in my sex toy drawer with a brief review. I wanted to do it all at once, but Blogger is shit and kept freezing with all those images. So we'll do one at a time. I don't claim to be an expert in any way; I can only go off of my experiences.

Let's start with Eros Bodyglide.

Eros Bodyglide is the BEST lube I have ever used. It's silicon-based, so it never gets sticky and nasty. It lasts forever, and can be used in such small portions. I have had the same bottle for a couple years and have used it frequently. You can even use it to moisturize your skin if you are lacking lotion for some reason.

Eros has been very good to me. Guy #2 and I use it often. I love giving him the bottle to put it on me. He drips it on my clit then rubs it down and pushes two fingers inside me with his thumb on my clit and rubs until I'm screaming. And after that, there is still plenty of lube left for him to fuck the hell out of me.